Economist Therapy

Welcome to Economist Therapy, where even the most stubborn economic concepts come to cry, scream, and occasionally, plot their revenge on the financial system.

We're a team of expert economists with a passion for emotional support. Because, let's be real, the economy's always been a bit of a mess.

Our specialties include:

Our therapists are trained to deal with:

• GDP anxiety

• Stock market stress

• Trade imbalance trauma

• Quantitative easing existential crises

We're here to help you navigate the wild world of economics, one financial crisis at a time.

Don't see your economic woes as just numbers and graphs. See them as opportunities for growth.

Book your appointment with us today and let the economy's weight lift off your shoulders.

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Our Therapists

Dr. Big Spend, M.A., Ph.D.

Dr. Monetary Methodology, Ph.D.